September Newsletter
Q. Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book?
A. Narnia business!
Q. What’s the best book to read while eating breakfast?
A. Much Ado About Muffin.
August Newsletter (that hit September)
Q. Why did the origami teacher want to quit his job?
A. He was frustrated because of all the paperwork.
Q. How did the optometry student decide which school to go to?
A. He went to the school with the most number of pupils.
July Newsletter
Q: Whatever you do give 100%, unless …
A. it’s giving blood.
Q. For motivation, my friend buys a new rug every day. What’s her motto?
A. Her motto is ‘carpet diem’
June Newsletter
Q: Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?
A: Yes, it’s parkour the force.
Q. Why can’t towels tell jokes?
A. They have a dry sense of humor.
May Newsletters
Q: What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
A: Starbucks
Q. Where did the spider learn how to make a Mother’s Day gift?
A: The Web
April Newsletters
Q: Which room in a house is always moving?
A: The walk in closet.
Q. What do you call kids moving out of the house with a dadjoke making mom?
A: Groaned up.
February Newsletters
Q: What does a dragon say when you give them presents?
A. “Fangs a lot”.
Q. what shampoo does a Dragons prefer?
A. Head and Smolders!
January Newsletters
Q: Where do you go to do your math homework on New Year’s Eve?
A: Times Square
Q: What did the ghost say on January 1?
A: “Happy Boo Year”
Q: What kind of car does yoda drive?
A toyoda
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
December Newsletter
Q: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
A: Truth or deer.
Q: What did Santa say to the funny reindeer?
A: You sleigh me.
November Newsletter
Q: What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
A: Bubble 0-7
Q: Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
A: It sounds pretty sweet.
October Newsletter
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs
Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A: A may-bee.
September Newsletter
Q: So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
A: It’s not the end of the world!
Q: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
A: The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
August Newsletter
Q: What did the Photon say when asked if she needed to check a bag?
A: No thanks, I’m traveling light!
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
July Newsletter
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants….
You’ve probably never herbivore.
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a bikini…
It was a lamb bikini. 😉
June Newsletter
Q: What did the teacher do with her students paper on the history of cheese?
A: She grated it!
Q: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary…?
A: It runs in your genes
May Newsletter
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: Why does a duck have feathers?
A: To cover its butt quack
April Newsletter
Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: They were watch dogs
Q: How does a mountain look?
A: It peaks.
March Newsletter
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers!
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
February Newsletter
Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?
A: Slippers!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.