Q: What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
Q. Where did the spider learn how to make a Mother’s Day gift?
A: The Web
Q: Which room in a house is always moving?
A: The walk in closet.
Q. What do you call kids moving out of the house with a dadjoke making mom?
A: Groaned up.
Q: What does a dragon say when you give them presents?
A. “Fangs a lot”.
Q. what shampoo does a Dragons prefer?
A. Head and Smolders!
Q: Where do you go to do your math homework on New Year’s Eve?
A: Times Square
Q: What did the ghost say on January 1?
A: “Happy Boo Year”
Q: What kind of car does yoda drive?
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Q: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
A: Truth or deer.
Q: What did Santa say to the funny reindeer?
A: You sleigh me.
Q: What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
A: Bubble 0-7
Q: Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
A: It sounds pretty sweet.
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs
Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A: A may-bee.
Q: So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
A: It’s not the end of the world!
Q: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
A: The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Q: What did the Photon say when asked if she needed to check a bag?
A: No thanks, I’m traveling light!
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants….
You’ve probably never herbivore.
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a bikini…
It was a lamb bikini. 😉
Q: What did the teacher do with her students paper on the history of cheese?
A: She grated it!
Q: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary…?
A: It runs in your genes
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: Why does a duck have feathers?
A: To cover its butt quack
Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: They were watch dogs
Q: How does a mountain look?
A: It peaks.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.