Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: They were watch dogs
Q: How does a mountain look?
A: It peaks.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.