Puns and answers

April Newsletter

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

A: They were watch dogs

Q: How does a mountain look?

A: It peaks.

March Newsletter

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers!

Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together.

February Newsletter

Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?

A: Slippers!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.