I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants….
You’ve probably never herbivore.
I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a bikini…
It was a lamb bikini. 😉
Q: What did the teacher do with her students paper on the history of cheese?
A: She grated it!
Q: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary…?
A: It runs in your genes
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear
Q: Why does a duck have feathers?
A: To cover its butt quack
Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: They were watch dogs
Q: How does a mountain look?
A: It peaks.
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.