Puns and answers

July Newsletter

I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants….

You’ve probably never herbivore.

I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a bikini…

It was a lamb bikini. 😉

June Newsletter

Q: What did the teacher do with her students paper on the history of cheese?

A: She grated it!

Q: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary…?

A: It runs in your genes

May Newsletter

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?

A: A gummy bear

Q: Why does a duck have feathers?

A: To cover its butt quack

April Newsletter

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

A: They were watch dogs

Q: How does a mountain look?

A: It peaks.

March Newsletter

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

A: Sneakers!

Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together.

February Newsletter

Q: What do you call shoes made out of a banana?

A: Slippers!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.