Focus Fox: Top 10 Dad Jokes

Focus Fox is having trouble focusing, so in lieu of our normal post I’m posting the ten best Dad Jokes I found in my 10 minute search.

10. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

9. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

8. Don’t ever have multiple people wash dishes together. It’s hard for them to stay in sink.

7. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.

6. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

5. A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”

4. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

2. How do trees access the internet? They log on.

1. I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Feel free to post your favorites!

2 thoughts on “Focus Fox: Top 10 Dad Jokes

    • That is a great one and well timed. I was just watching the johnson and johnson commercial dedicated to nurses. So needed to laugh instead of cry. 🙂

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