Squirrels

lets-go-bother-the-writerMy writing life is infested with squirrels.

My squirrels try to out do each other and pop up to distract me at the most awkward times.  I have at least four.

1.  The Squirrel in Armor – She is tough and rattles her saber.  Smells like pipe-smoke.  May hang out with wizards and thieves.

         Hard to ignore score:  5 out of 10

2.  The Shiny Squirrel – She prefers spaceships to planets.  I cal her Mel.

          Hard to ignore score:  7 out of 10

3.  The Sparkly Squirrel – When in the sunlight he sparkles.  May or may not be undead.

          Hard to ignore score:  6 out of 10

4.  The Lovey-Dovey Squirrel – Overly romantic, starry-eyed, waiting to meet the one.  Knows how to sigh dramatically

          Hard to ignore score:  8 out of 10

Any two from above – they may play tag or break out into song.

Hard to ignore score:  10 out of 10

If they show up all together – squirrel-ageddon.  They are only chased away by shutting off the computer and hiding – preferable with chocolate.

Hard to ignore score:  26 out of 10

How do you ignore the squirrels in your life?

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